Tupac Shakur had a gift!

Tupac Shakur has been said to be the greatest rapper to ever lived. He was very much gifted, and I found some evidence to prove that! This guy has some major skills! Check it out!

Yeah, look at how perfectly he wrapped that gift. When asked to comment on it, Mr. Shakur replied with "yo, it's just like clockwork, yo. I can wrap a gift with both hands tied behind my back".

So there it is.

Tupac Shakur really is the greatest wrapper of all time.

If he hadn't died, I reckon Santa would hire him in a heartbeat.

That is all for tonight.

Goodnight, and good luck.

P.s. Please excuse my shitty image editing skills. Cbf factor was at an all time high.

I'm farting!

I've recently had a lot of Solo to drink. I don't even think it was Solo, it was Kirks club soda, or some shit like that.

Anyway, it's making my farts smell toxic! The worst thing is, I KEEP FARTING!

I think I'm gonna pass out soon. I feel dizzy.

Fart, Fart and away!

Fail #1.

In case you all forgot the chronological order of the days of the week.

Special guest Rebecca Black is here to tell us how it goes.

If you feel like a shit person, don't worry. This will make you feel better about your self!

Welcome Minions!

Greetings! Welcome to my new blog!

By coming to this blog you've already made an excellent life decision. The decision to spend your time reading crap posted by someone who doesn't really have any qualifications in anything, except shit talking. Which is why I made this blog. To talk shit on a bigger scale. Extensive verbal diarrhoea. Extensive, ongoing, incurable verbal diarrhoea.

I guess introductions are in order,

I am Liridon Sulejmani. Formerly known as Liridon Sulejmani.

Student, baker and candlestick maker.

I was named after a famous ship that sunk in an ocean not too far from here. Okay, I lied. I'm already talking shit and it's only the second paragraph. At the present moment I am 19 years old. That means, 19 years ago, I, like all of you, made it from my dad's ball sack into my mum's hoo-ha and became a foetus that then squeezed out of her hoo-ha and evolved 19 years to be the four-eyed, ravishingly handsome young man I am today.

This is a long introduction. That's all you really need to know at the moment. You'll learn more about me as I make new posts. I don't want this blog to be about one topic. That's just boring. So, I'll talk about what ever the hell I feel like at the time. About anything and everything!

Special mentions go out to my lovely older sister, Juliet, and my indescribably beautiful girlfriend, Ariana. They influenced me to start this and so thanks guys!

Lastly, I apologise in advance for my foul language and inappropriateness. I'm a vulgarian, so try not to get too offended. So yes, I'm sorry.

SO! TIME TO NAKED AND HAVE A GOOD OLD TIME!

Peace, love and prosperity to you all! I know you'll need it ;)

Ciao!

P.s. Don't tease my background. It's cute.